I am totally over Amanda
It’s really ridiculous how girls just throw themselves at me, they’re always trying to scratch my hot body. I’ll like bite them and say “stop that, or I’ll swat my tail in your face!” but they just think I’m playing hard to get. But Amanda, this other cat who came to visit my apartment this weekend, was different. Her fur was so soft, just like mine. I mean, she wasn’t as hot as me, and probably not as awesome, but she was, um like sweet, yeah, like Micheal Cera. But then it turned out there was this other guy….
3 years ago • Notes