Example of awesomeness #1
So I’m going to tell you a little bit about some of the really great things I do. Sometimes, I’ll just be walking around the apartment and then I’ll see some balled up piece of paper and I swat at it and then it makes this crinkly noise. It says, “you don’t hit so hard!.” And I’m like, “yeah, I do!” So I hit it again, and the paper keeps making all these obnoxious comments in it’s crinkly little voice. So we’ll get into a really big fight, and I’ll be running all around with it, trying to shove it under the couch, tearing it up, biting it, biting it, biting it. And then it stops talking. And I win.
3 years ago • Notes